His name is Danny and just look at his lil handsome himbo face
2. He’s a stinky, stonky boi
3. He drinks from the Toilet
4. He demands to sit on my lap at all costs
5. He otherwise sits like this
6. He likes to lick people and things while listening to John Mulaney
7. He likes to sit on textured welcome mats
8. He once stole an entire steak off a table
9. And a chicken wing
10. And a pork chop
11. He once tried to steal spicy ramen and regretted it instantly
12. Sometimes he bullies my other cat
13. Sometimes he gets bullied by my other cat
14. His head empty but trying
15. He will fight for you
16. He’s a short form storyteller
17. He longs for connection
18. He has his own personal hovel
19. He actively rejects toxic masculinity
20. He respects my space
21. He practices self care
22. He is not opposed to cat nip
23. He was once an anarcho-libertarian but has since educated himself and changed his ways
24. He sticks his tongue out
25. His favorite actress is Angelina Jolie
26. His favorite movie is "Star Wars: The Last Jedi”
27. He is unsure if he believes in a god, but respects others’ religion and belief systems
28. His favorite aesthetic is fall cozy cottagecore
29. His meow sounds like a faint mew
30. He desperately begs to go outside but then as soon as he escapes he is immediately scared and confused
31. He thinks it’s pronounced, “Da Vinky?!"
32. He is not Buff Cat, but he’s pretty buff for a cat
33. He cosplays as Kronk from “The Emperor’s New Groove”
34. He likes to bask in the sun
35. When mice enter the home, he does not eat them, he just watches
36. He will sit in boxes, but he prefers to sit ON boxes
37. He has earned many nicknames including: Stanley, Eggman, Public Menace, El Diablo, and of course, Himbo
38. He runs to and fro
39. Sometimes he is afraid of fur blankets
40. If he were able, he would vote, yet recognizes the inherent limitations of electoral politics
41. His favorite song is Mambo No. 5
42. He emits a warm and approachable aura
43. He believes in the power of energy
44. He encourages all his human friends to attend therapy, as he should
45. He does not yet wholly understand object permanence
46. He is upset when his nails get stuck in a rug, but will bite anyone who tries to cut his nails
47. Hence, he does not yet wholly understand cause and effect
48. But most importantly...he’s kind ❤️
