A Letter To The Kum Editors

Dear Editor,

Disappointed is not a sufficient word.

Infuriated is.

I have been a longtime supporter of the Kumquat, but I may be in the market for a new source of news. Your reporting about this “orgy” and “Joe Biden” is unequivocally false. See, I don’t know if you are a history buff, but Joe Biden graduated law school in 1968. Clearly, Mr. Biden was not a law student when he won the Stickiest Boy Award™. This type of mistake may be excused in the WOKE MEDIA, but I expected more from you! The Kumquat is the ONLY place I get my news, so to see such a blatant error is saddening. I see you also forgot to mention the legendary father-son sweatfest orgy-goers witnessed when the now-“president” and his son, Beau (who was in law school at the time) showed everyone what it meant to be a Biden. THAT is why he won the Stickiest Boy Award™, an error that I surmise is due to the incompetency that now runs this joke of a site.

I hope that I will not have to bring up an error like this again.

Do better!

Sincerely,

Disappointed Infuriated