1.BOO-va Ring
Despite its ominous name, there’s nothing scary about this contraceptive! This little poltergeist will guard that cervix with his life. No need to worry about a daily pill again; the spirit of this ring will live on for a month’s time.
2. Ghost Condom
Let’s say you’ve got a dick. First of all, gross. Second of all, consider trying to the ghost condom instead! You won’t even know it’s there.
3. Vampire Dental Dam
These extra-strength dental dams can’t be cut by the sharpest of fangs! Flavors such as “blood” make this product super safe, helping your thirsty lover control themselves even in the most intimate of situations.
4. Werewolf Birth Control
That time of the month again? Werewolf birth control can help, mitigating symptoms such as PMS (Pre Moon Syndrome), scratching, and hair growth.
5. Hex-planon
This implant will add a little bit of magic to your life. Extra estrogen will strengthen your spells and divination abilities. Become a little less bitchy during your periods and a little more witchy!
