Do You Know How Many Statues On Campus Are Hung Like A Horse? SUArt Museum Launches Campaign To Increase Student Awareness Of Campus Artworks With Massive Schlongs

Eleven feet and eleven inches: that was the length of the cylindrical miracle of a bronze, fully nude Otto. Each vein was hand-chiseled, each foreskin flap took months to sculpt, and the urethra was sculpted to be a nesting spot for bald eagles. To put it mildly, it was the best statue ever made.

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